Look Both Ways: The Rap

This is possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen. Not to mention it's so bad it's hilarious.



Lyrics:

[Verse1]
Death,
What's that Meryl's thinking 'bout, where's her imagination now
Pictures death everywhere like nothing else ever is around
Gunshootings, earthquakes, sharks, train crashes, HIV
Animation used to show her inner turmoil very clearly
She meets Nick, a photographer from Southern Mail, making love on Saturday, Meeting Joan on the very next day
Nick's got testicular cancer and he wants to live longer
Photomontages show all of his toxic places...

[Bridge]
And Andy's all like suicide's for men
Why do people have sex?
And bloody arts diary
Anna you're pregnant with my baby
I'm scared to start again
A father like me...

[Chorus]
Look Both, Look Both Ways
Meryl's scared of death
Look Both, Look Both Ways
Nick's got cancer in his balls
Look Both, Look Both Ways
Anna's knocked up and sad
Look Both, Look Both Ways
Nick's dad is dead!

[Verse2]
Phil,
What are you worrying about now?
You've stopped smoking about time
Daughter needs you, be a father, cricket bat would be okay
Family before your work pay more attention to your wife or else your marriage will one day end it's life
Train driver feels remorse for killing a man he drove towards
His son was an emo but changed his clothes as he shared empathy
Julia just lost her husband splat right under the fast moving tracks
It wasn't your fault train driver all is forgiven burden made lighter

[Bridge]

[Chorus]